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[비즈니스 유머] 하느님 전상서 A nice young post office worker was sorting through her regular envelopes，when she discovered a letter addressed as follows: <GOD c/o Heaven> Upon opening the envelope，a letter enclosed told of how an old lady who had never asked for anything in her life，was desperately in need of $100 and was wondering if God could send her the money. The y..

[비즈니스 유머] 포도주 한 잔의 조화 The couple had just finished an argument with their teen-age son who got an F in math and would have to do the class again.As he went off to his room in a furious mood，the wife looked at her husband and said，"Do you realize that all of this started fifteen years ago？" "Fifteen years ago？ What do you mean？" the husband inquired. "That w..

[비즈니스 유머] 농부와 변호사 A courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. Attorney:"At the scene of the accident， did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?" Farmer:"That's right." Attorney:"Well， then， how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?" Farme..

[비즈니스 유머] 청춘 봄맞이 Four high school boys and girls afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes.After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief the teacher smiled and said:"Well，you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling，she waited for them to sit down.Then she..

[비즈니스 유머] 하나밖에 모르는 할머니 As a new， rather shy physical therapist， the woman enjoyed conversing with her patients but would become uncomfortable when questioned about her personal life. One day a 100-year-old woman， after learning the woman was married， asked if she had any children. When she told her no， the old lady countered， "And why not？" "My husb..

[비즈니스 유머] 비디오 게임 When my 16-year-old son was learning to drive， we took short trips around town． His skills gradually improved, and I allowed him to drive home after we dropped off his brother at college three hours away. We were driving on a long， boring stretch of highway when I noticed that my son appeared to be lost in a trance, his eyes fixed on the road and his..

[비즈니스 유머] 백발 퇴치 Participants were all tired after a difficult faculty meeting. The dean chairing it complained， "Have you noticed all these gray hairs I've been getting？ Do you realize that when I took this job four years ago， I didn't have a single one？" "That's no problem，" consoled another professor who was virtually bald. "Just do what I do. Whenever you notice..

[비즈니스 유머] 예절 The master of the house is comfortable in an armchair in the library， reading a book. Suddenly， George， his butler rips the door open and shouts; "Sir， the Thames is flooding the streets！ " The master looks up calmly and say; "I have already told you， if you do have something important to tell me， first knock on the door， then enter and inform me， ..

[비즈니스 유머] 남 vs 여 A man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "80 dollars，" the dentist says. "That's ridiculous amount，" the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?" "Well，" the dentist says，"if you don't use an anaesthetic， I can knock it down to $60. But it'll be pretty painful." "That's still too expensive，" the man sa..

대청소 The son demanded of his mother that she clean his room. She said he could do it himself. "But you know my girl's coming for the weekend. She has to sleep in there， and I'll be the living-room couch，" he said. "The rest of this house is spotless，" his mother said. "If you want your room clean for her， you clean it up." After much gnashing of teeth， the boy gathered up old mot..